Why My Prediction of Putin’s Death by Labor Day was Wrong

I should say, at the outset,  I’m planning my YAY! Putin is Dead! party for the end of this year, a mere six or seven weeks from now.

The reason for his death date being moved is obvious, n’est-ce pas?

Putin needed to be further humiliated on the world stage before he died.

Since he is all too willing to offer up the Russian military for wholesale destruction, piece by piece, this is an added bonus.

So first, humiliate him by destroying his army — which, as I said, he is a willing and enthusiastic partner in doing — then he dies.

So, are we clear?

This time change is a simple schedule change due to two opportunities that could not be missed, mainly because Putin is such a f***ing asshole.